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**Because this song is all sorts of epic awesome**









This is a song for the ladies

But fellas listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you've got to make some love

And fuckin give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna Fuck you softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute sally

I think I got somethin in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's fuckin teamwork

Whats your favorite posish?

That's cool with me

Its not my favorite

But I'll do it for you

Whats your favorite dish?

Im not gonna cook it

But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking bone you completely

But then I'm gonna fuck you hard

Hard



--Tenacious D

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unpretty
22:14 Jul 16 2008

My day just went from good to Awesome. Thanks! xD

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wolfkiller
02:15 Jul 17 2008

Very good I have a playlist that you might like look at my profile it is the 2nd one.

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Here's my current playlist.



To Where You Are.

Per Te.

Mi Mancherai.

You're the Only Place.

Remember When It Rained.

When You Say You Love Me.

My Confession.

Un Dia Llegara.

Never Let Go.



All of those songs are by Josh Groban...



*sighs* I miss him, so, so much...